Chinese Teaching

After spending a year being taught Chinese by an overzealous, terrifyingly well-educated Korean man and a Taiwanese lady married to a man who inspired so much moral obligation to do his class work that he should have been a general sending troops into Normandy, I think I have this whole language teaching down. I might even jump on the whole teach English in China sea-worthy-vessel-of-transportation. I've already got some of my lessons planned. Here's the first page of lesson 1 of 26: